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Humor--Just
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Humor is a
huge part of living a full life, and there's nothing like a good laugh
every now and then.
We present these pages with no plan in mind--no
structure or organization,
no categorization--just fun stuff that we think
you'll like.
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An
elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station.
The officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that
these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA.
A little boy says " He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!"
The officer says "yes."
The little boy asks "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
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How
many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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This is a
story about Little Leroy.
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner. His
birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell
his mother
what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my
birthday."
Little Leroy was a bit of a trouble maker. He had gotten into
trouble at
school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he
deserved to
get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought
he did.
Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on
his
behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and
think about how
you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him
why you
deserve a bike for your birthday."
Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
God a
letter.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Leroy
Leroy knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good
boy this year,
so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Leroy. I have been a good boy this year
and I would like
a red bike for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend,
Leroy
Leroy knew that this wasn't true either. So he tore up the
letter and
started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would
really like a bike for my
birthday. Leroy
Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Leroy
wrote a
fourth letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a
good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. PLEASE!!! Thank
you, Leroy
Leroy knew, even if it were true, this letter was not going to get
him a
bike. Now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and
told his mom that
he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had
worked as
Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for
dinner," Leroy's mother
told him. Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner.
Little
Leroy went into the church and up to the alter. He looked
around to see if
anyone was there. Leroy bent down and picked up a statue of
the Virgin Mary.
He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down
the street,
into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his
room and sat
down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write his
letter to God.
Letter 5
God,
I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
BIKE!
Signed, YOU KNOW WHO |
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A young boy had just got
his driver's permit and inquired of his father, an
evangelist, if they could discuss the use of the car. His
father took him to
the study and said to the boy, "I'll make a deal with you son.
You bring
your grades up from a C to a B-average, study your Bible a little,
and get
your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."
Well, the boy thought about that for a moment and decided that he'd
best
settle for the offer, and they agreed. After about six weeks
the boy came
back and again asked his father about the car. Again they went
to the study
where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you.
You've brought
your grades up, and I've observed that you've been studying your
Bible and
participating a lot more in the Bible study class on Sunday
mornings. But
I'm real disappointed seeing as you haven't got your hair cut."
The young man paused a moment and then said, "You know Dad,
I've been
thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible
that Samson
had long hair, Moses had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair,
and
there's even strong argument that Jesus Himself had long hair."
To which his father replied, "You're right son. Did you
also notice that
they all WALKED everywhere they went?" |
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The
patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.
"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant.
This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad
news is that
brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs
yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain,
$200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all
the men
nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually
smirked.
But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the
difference in
price between male brains and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team.
"Women's brains have to be marked down because they have
actually been used."
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